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Sex in the Office? Yes Please!

It’s been revealed in a recent survey that more of us are having sex at work. Oftentimes it’s with coworkers but employees have also admitted to bringing in guests with them to get down and dirty in the office with. We’ve got all the numbers below…

Office Antics

15% of respondents in the survey admitted to having sex with a coworker or bringing up a naughty guest with them to the office. The majority of these said they returned to the office to have sex after everyone else had left to avoid getting caught, however a balsy bunch (no pun intended) admitted to having sex at work… during work hours! Foreplay is officially skipped as they get down to full on sex straight away, foregoing the usual pre-sex warmup antics!

Self Love

What’s more 11% of men and 3% of women have masturbated at work giving themselves a little well deserved self love during the working day. It’s a risky business though as the majority of bosses see this as a sackable offence. Here are the top five offences UK employees think warrant being fired:

1. Drinking at work (82%)
2. Masturbating at work (79%)
3. Watching porn in the office (76%)
4. Hooking up with a coworker (42%)
5. Sleeping at work (25%)
6. Eating a coworker’s food (16%)

Women Unhappy with their Sex Life

Despite all these reports of sexy time in the office, it seems there are a lot of sexually unsatisfied women out there. One fifth state they are unsatisfied in the bedroom and make love to their partner just once a month or less. Just 10% said they had sex once a week and a lack of intimacy and time were cited as the main reasons.

Personally we think sex does wonders for our mood, relationships and all around wellbeing. Bravo to the office naughties and we hope more of the women unhappy with their sex lives start enjoying more of the good stuff soon!

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