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Getting it on at Glastonbury

It’s revealed that the music festival Glastonbury is the most popular in which to get it on! Evidently, it’s not just the music that draws nubile crowds to its annual celebrations – here are some glasto-stats on just where, how and when we get it on each Summer.

Music Festivals by Sexual Proclivity

Here are the top ten festivals ordered by their level of sexual naughtiness!

1. Glastonbury
2. Creamfields
3. Download
4. T in the Park
5. V Festival
6. The Secret Garden Party
7. Leeds
8. Isle of Wight
9. Reading
10. Bestival
11. Latitude

Glastonbury wins out with 34% of the vote choosing it as the best festival to have sex at. And in fact, for 42% of festival go-oers having sex is an engrained part of the festival experience!

Location, Location, Location

Tents top the list of where to do the deed, followed by cars, quiet spots in the fields, camper-vans and even porta-loos! Watch out for sex toys too – as 22% of party go-oers are carrying one!

Festival Habits

A fifth of music fans stopped watching their favourites bands in order to nip back for a quick and 20% slept with someone totally new at a festival. The best type of music to have sex to is, apparently, R&B.

So have a hot Summer everyone – and if you want to tick festival sex off your list, you’re most definitely not alone!


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