Hello, with love and romance in abundance today, I thought you might appreciate this little poem:

Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna’s grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch another beer!   (Anonymous)

There’s only so much schmaltz and smooch you can take on one day isn’t there!

Thank you for all valentines messages, they have been duly passed on and responded to as necessary.

 Enjoy the day, whatever you do. Love and hugs as always, Jenny xxx

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